barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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#zayn is me 
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precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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marshmallowfluffwoman:

Normalize fat women’s bodies. Normalize public breastfeeding. Normalize home births and midwives and reproductive autonomy. Normalize body hair on women.
Reject the notion that women are to be regulated and controlled and pressured to conform to societal standards.

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stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

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