ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy

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alexernst:

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

lol chill bro its just bowling

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me:halloween is coming soon
mom:it's july
me:
me:halloween is coming soon
@1 day ago with 50284 notes

Yes, he’s lost his left hand so he’s going to be “all right”

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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110

tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110

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heyitspj:

he rises

heyitspj:

he rises

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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