mom: are you on drugs?
basedgodniall: I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
heytherebiebs: oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING
earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
tabit: I’m not in the mood to exist
pizza: *gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
internetkilledmylife: its only monday and im 391% done with this week
roxysfloorbutt: thanks to tumblr i dont find a lot of things funny anymore literally the only kind of stuff i laugh at now are things like this
eracist: I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
how-ood: actually i listen to dadford & daughters
romulusthread: useful tip never say anything
vriksaserket: dr-horribles-sing-along-yaoi: vriksaserket: milk isnt supposed to be in the toilet but it is darling, that’s semen.
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame