January 2012
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“I’m full of shit, okay? No I’m… I’m *knowingly* full of shit. Because, uh…...”
– Love and Other Drugs (via fullmetalpanda)
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the-potions-mistress:
“YOU JUST RUINED THE PUNCHLINE OF MY JAPANESE GOLFER JOKE”
-Uncle Vernon
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11 o'clock at night and nothing to do
I love it when people randomly give me things
I hate feeling like they did it just so I would give them something back
I love how much ice cream my dad buys on the weekends
I hate feeling like a puffer fish after that weekend is over
I love making fun of people
I hate it when they throw it back at me cuz I’m left stunned and look afool
I love watching ridiculously sad movies cuz I cry...
“I am so dumb
Just beam me up
I’ve had it all forever
I’ve had...”
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“We have been called an alternative band, but we eat meat so I think we are...”
– Kurt Cobain 