I’m full of shit, okay? No I’m… I’m *knowingly* full of shit. Because, uh…...– Love and Other Drugs (via fullmetalpanda)
the-potions-mistress: “YOU JUST RUINED THE PUNCHLINE OF MY JAPANESE GOLFER JOKE” -Uncle Vernon
11 o'clock at night and nothing to do
I love it when people randomly give me things I hate feeling like they did it just so I would give them something back I love how much ice cream my dad buys on the weekends I hate feeling like a puffer fish after that weekend is over I love making fun of people I hate it when they throw it back at me cuz I’m left stunned and look afool I love watching ridiculously sad movies cuz I cry...
I am so dumb Just beam me up I’ve had it all forever I’ve had...
We have been called an alternative band, but we eat meat so I think we are...– Kurt Cobain